I am having trouble typing this blog post because I have tears streaming down my face and my throat hurts because I have been laughing so much. I had to stop looking at the page for five minutes so I could calm down enough to type this blog post.
This is a real product on Amazon. Look at the customer images, customer tags, and the reviews of the product. Just trust me – but make sure you are in a safe place where you cannot hurt yourself.
You have been warned. My laptop screen has tear drops on it because I laughed so hard. Wisdom of crowds – Oh My!