Patent: Headphones with Retractible Cords

Sometimes I come up with an idea that I want to patent but I am so busy that I just blog it instead. Hopefully this will make it into the internet archive and folks can send me money when they want to license my invention.
This idea is pretty simple – headphones with a retractible cord. Basiclly I just want *everything* on the planet to have a retractible cord.
Here is my picture:
http://www.dr-chuck.com/images/2006/11/index.php?img=07-11-06_042259_01.jpg
I scribble these patents on scraps of paper and then type them in later.